I’m Mike Bodge and I do things on the internet. This place is filled with stuff that are only interesting to people who like design, dick & fart jokes, disgusting shit, pretty girls, and puppies.Tumblr (3.0; @deleteyourself)http://blog.deleteyourself.com/<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzbbyql2F31qz4dqwo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>M & M</p>http://blog.deleteyourself.com/post/17534137266http://blog.deleteyourself.com/post/17534137266Sun, 12 Feb 2012 22:49:37 -0500michellemadisonboston terrier<a href="http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20060908141139AAU11Kw">How do I make a good vampire noise?</a>http://blog.deleteyourself.com/post/17374902216http://blog.deleteyourself.com/post/17374902216Fri, 10 Feb 2012 11:24:56 -0500yahoo answers<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz5ufrI1Bc1qz4dqwo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>In progress still from <a href="http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/nandocosta/the-new-america-short-film-and-engraved-art/posts/172876?ref=email&show_token=d64f47320529f7cd">Nando Costa’s “America”</a> kickstarted and laser etched movie.</p>http://blog.deleteyourself.com/post/17358636278http://blog.deleteyourself.com/post/17358636278Thu, 09 Feb 2012 23:43:03 -0500artmovies<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lz3479iXUy1qz4dqwo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://blog.deleteyourself.com/post/17269093508http://blog.deleteyourself.com/post/17269093508Wed, 08 Feb 2012 12:21:09 -0500<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyyd0g8uMm1qz4dqwo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Samsung’s <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CgfknZidYq0#!">superbowl ad</a> was another disaster in their “make fun of people with iPhones” campaign. I get what they are <i>trying</i> to do, but it’s hard to convince everyone you’re ahead of the curve when your phone has a stylus. </p> <p>They are trying really hard to show the world that Android is hip, so much so that the phone in the ad has a map of <a href="http://maps.google.com/maps?q=north+1st+street+and+berry+brooklyn,+ny&hl=en&ll=40.715566,-73.962278&spn=0.014442,0.025771&sll=40.715696,-73.963072&sspn=0.014442,0.025771&hnear=Berry+St+%26+N+1st+St,+Brooklyn,+Kings,+New+York+11211&t=m&z=16">Williamsburg Brooklyn</a> on it. Check out the above screen grab. The stylus is right over my old apartment.</p>http://blog.deleteyourself.com/post/17136315697http://blog.deleteyourself.com/post/17136315697Sun, 05 Feb 2012 22:43:00 -0500williamsburgbrooklynsamsungsuper bowl<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyu6hiN74x1qz4dqwo1_r1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Michael Cera, case in point. (<a href="http://gawker.com/5882135/">Link</a>)</p>http://blog.deleteyourself.com/post/16991043303http://blog.deleteyourself.com/post/16991043303Fri, 03 Feb 2012 16:32:00 -0500idiots<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyse2p0fqJ1qz4dqwo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Suoi Tien in Vietnam is the first and only Buddhist amusement park in the world. Trippy. (<a href="http://www.vice.com/read/heaven-is-a-waterslide">Link</a>)</p>http://blog.deleteyourself.com/post/16939034855http://blog.deleteyourself.com/post/16939034855Thu, 02 Feb 2012 17:20:48 -0500“<p>Hi Mike,</p> <p>My name is Suzanne and I am a 45 year old graphic design student. I have quit my job and decided to go back to school for a year. In one of my school projects I am creating a poster in the punk design style about the pain of being a woman…Your image of Zombie slut would work great in my poster. May I have your permission to use it? It won’t be used for profit in any way.</p>”<br/><br/> - <em>via E-Mail</em>http://blog.deleteyourself.com/post/16879768215http://blog.deleteyourself.com/post/16879768215Wed, 01 Feb 2012 16:21:49 -0500randome-mail<iframe src="http://player.vimeo.com/video/18492206" width="400" height="225" frameborder="0"></iframe><br/><br/><p>Bouncy basket!!!</p>http://blog.deleteyourself.com/post/16839870967http://blog.deleteyourself.com/post/16839870967Tue, 31 Jan 2012 17:55:41 -0500design<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lygiwxIOnV1qz4dqwo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>This is so special :)</p>http://blog.deleteyourself.com/post/16575113661http://blog.deleteyourself.com/post/16575113661Fri, 27 Jan 2012 07:34:08 -0500<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyfbmdIeDc1qz4dqwo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Why is this real life? (via <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/nycmayorsoffice/6767239731/in/photostream">nycmayorsoffice</a>)</p> <p>See also: <a href="http://twitter.com/#!/NYCMayorsOffice/status/162571281244491778">“Xoxo, Mayor’s Office”</a></p>http://blog.deleteyourself.com/post/16536404108http://blog.deleteyourself.com/post/16536404108Thu, 26 Jan 2012 15:59:01 -0500<embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://assets.tumblr.com/swf/audio_player_black.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/16528170675/tumblr_lyf36hjAEB1qz4dqw&color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best" wmode="opaque"></embed><br/><br/><p><b>Armand Van Helden -<i> “You Don’t Know Me” (1999)</i></b></p> <p>Easily one of the greatest house music tracks of all time.</p>http://blog.deleteyourself.com/post/16528170675http://blog.deleteyourself.com/post/16528170675Thu, 26 Jan 2012 12:56:41 -0500music<a href="http://www.quora.com/How-many-tons-of-boobies-are-in-the-world">How many tons of boobies are in the world? - Quora</a>: <p>3.5 million tons apparently.</p>http://blog.deleteyourself.com/post/16416150699http://blog.deleteyourself.com/post/16416150699Tue, 24 Jan 2012 13:46:56 -0500<p>I THINK YOU CAN GOOGLE IT. I FOUND <a href="http://www.thisoldhouse.com/toh/how-to/intro/0,,20291200,00.html">HERE</a>, DIFFICULTY EASY, $90 MATERIALS, 4 HOURS OF TIME. GOOD LUCK, INVITE ME 2 PICNIC THIS SPRING.</p>http://blog.deleteyourself.com/post/16406195425http://blog.deleteyourself.com/post/16406195425Tue, 24 Jan 2012 08:43:49 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyb1s8y0qo1qz4dqwo1_400.png"/><br/><br/><p>I love this ad on Facebook. That is what an artist looks like.</p>http://blog.deleteyourself.com/post/16406015830http://blog.deleteyourself.com/post/16406015830Tue, 24 Jan 2012 08:36:08 -0500art<iframe width="400" height="299" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/QBKwTSBBn7U?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>This is kind of surreal…has the oracle finally lost his mind?</p> <p><a href="http://accidentalchinesehipsters.tumblr.com/post/16317914348/current-top-result-for-google-searching-chinese" class="tumblr_blog">accidentalchinesehipsters</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Current top result for Google searching “Chinese New Year”: “<a href="http://www.csmonitor.com/World/Global-News/2012/0122/Warren-Buffett-sings-in-the-Chinese-New-Year-video">Warren Buffett sings in the Chinese New Year</a>.”  Maybe it’s complicated to parse who is being the most un-ironically hilarious here, audience or performer, but bottom line - it’s so Chinese my heart is breaking. <em>She, she!</em></p> <p><strong><big><big><big>PS. Send me a photo from your Chinese New Year and I’ll post it tomorrow night.</big></big></big></strong></p></blockquote>http://blog.deleteyourself.com/post/16346511991http://blog.deleteyourself.com/post/16346511991Mon, 23 Jan 2012 07:59:36 -0500chinese new year<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ly1vnfGqcg1qz4dqwo1_400.gif"/><br/><br/><p>BFD</p>http://blog.deleteyourself.com/post/16117946135http://blog.deleteyourself.com/post/16117946135Thu, 19 Jan 2012 11:00:05 -0500animatedgif<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ly0i64cfum1qz4dqwo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ly0i64cfum1qz4dqwo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ly0i64cfum1qz4dqwo3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://gothamist.com/2012/01/18/amazing_photos_of_1980s_new_york_ci.php">Crazy photos of NYC in the 80’s</a></p>http://blog.deleteyourself.com/post/16075291688http://blog.deleteyourself.com/post/16075291688Wed, 18 Jan 2012 15:56:27 -0500photography<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxpyhhLbIt1qz4dqwo1_400.png"/><br/><br/><p>I can’t even read this “treat yourself” line of copy on Amazon without <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jcwxHkXAdmM">picturing a short Indian guy saying it</a>.</p>http://blog.deleteyourself.com/post/15760501264http://blog.deleteyourself.com/post/15760501264Thu, 12 Jan 2012 23:15:17 -0500treat yourselfaziz ansari<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lxnxhqebFV1r4xl83o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>This entire lookbook was shot in Williamsburg (what isn’t these days?) I remember seeing a 400ft tall girl wearing those boots and my wife going “those are nice boots.” I just brought this up to her and she has no recollection of seeing this, thus proving she’s not a lesbian.</p> <p><a href="http://runway.fakingfashion.com/post/15700614130/givenchy-prefall-2012" class="tumblr_blog">fakingfashionrunway</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Givenchy PreFall 2012</p></blockquote>http://blog.deleteyourself.com/post/15760067779http://blog.deleteyourself.com/post/15760067779Thu, 12 Jan 2012 23:06:20 -0500fashionwilliamsburg