I’m Mike and I do things on the internet. This place is filled with stuff that are only interesting to people who like design, dick & fart jokes, disgusting shit, pretty girls, and puppies.Tumblr (3.0; @deleteyourself)http://blog.deleteyourself.com/<img src="http://media.tumblr.com/R75Z68Jtvgmgxz3pcJ0eAVPGo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>Michelle hates her hat.http://blog.deleteyourself.com/post/61087945http://blog.deleteyourself.com/post/61087945Sat, 22 Nov 2008 19:00:35 -0500<img src="http://media.tumblr.com/R75Z68Jtvgmaveee1AEHHGnLo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>Madison rode a dolphin today.http://blog.deleteyourself.com/post/61072800http://blog.deleteyourself.com/post/61072800Sat, 22 Nov 2008 16:10:38 -0500<img src="http://media.tumblr.com/R75Z68JtvgkylkkqAovy4e2Bo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>So uh…I found this guy in my shower when I got home from work. Do I pull a dick move and tell him to leave, or do I spend the most rockin’ weekend ever with a baby elephant? </p> <p>The amount of chicks you could pull with Dumbo is infinite.</p>http://blog.deleteyourself.com/post/60937091http://blog.deleteyourself.com/post/60937091Fri, 21 Nov 2008 17:39:00 -0500<img src="http://media.tumblr.com/R75Z68Jtvgkyj1tlqTvzYdC4o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><a href="http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/ap/world/6125350.html">Amsterdam moves to close a fifth of coffee shops</a>. What’s next? The whores?!?!?!http://blog.deleteyourself.com/post/60936954http://blog.deleteyourself.com/post/60936954Fri, 21 Nov 2008 17:37:16 -0500<img src="http://media.tumblr.com/R75Z68Jtvgkv83klIoKer0yIo1_500.png"/><br/><br/>That’ll learn her!http://blog.deleteyourself.com/post/60927398http://blog.deleteyourself.com/post/60927398Fri, 21 Nov 2008 16:04:46 -0500<img src="http://media.tumblr.com/R75Z68Jtvgktgiln746wcDTEo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Check out Justice rocking out a live set! Awesome!</p> <p>…except the MIDI controller he’s using isn’t plugged in. You don’t mean….no….it CAN’T BE! They don’t really play live?!?!?!? (<a href="http://www.beatportal.com/feed/item/justice-faking-their-live-sets/">Link</a>)</p>http://blog.deleteyourself.com/post/60921915http://blog.deleteyourself.com/post/60921915Fri, 21 Nov 2008 15:15:20 -0500<img src="http://media.tumblr.com/R75Z68Jtvgkrw5zoEHIod9SVo1_500.png"/><br/><br/>Wow I’m honored!http://blog.deleteyourself.com/post/60916290http://blog.deleteyourself.com/post/60916290Fri, 21 Nov 2008 14:31:31 -0500<img src="http://media.tumblr.com/R75Z68Jtvgkqkkt9cQF5FUrAo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>World’s fattest man Manuel Uribe was carted to his wedding ceremony on a flatbed truck but was unable to have his wedding night fun. So pals constructed a three-foot ramp, reinforced with concrete, allowing him to raise the lower half of his body. This enabled his new bride to have greater access to his private parts to consummate their marriage.</p> <p>hawt. (<a href="http://www.dailystar.co.uk/starfun/view/58845/Fatty-s-rampy-pumpy/">Link</a>)</p>http://blog.deleteyourself.com/post/60911403http://blog.deleteyourself.com/post/60911403Fri, 21 Nov 2008 13:54:30 -0500<img src="http://media.tumblr.com/R75Z68Jtvgkox2ne3HKNVu1do1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>When I got my first pair of converse all stars I thought they were fucked up because the stars were on the inner ankle. I insisted on wearing them on the wrong feet so people would be like “oh snap those are Converse!” It hurt. A lot.</p> <p>I wonder about the design decision…to make the shoe so understated that the logo would be out of the way. Yet it’s that understated design that has made the shoe so popular.</p>http://blog.deleteyourself.com/post/60905455http://blog.deleteyourself.com/post/60905455Fri, 21 Nov 2008 13:08:00 -0500<img src="http://media.tumblr.com/R75Z68Jtvgkonvnhsj7bQjJHo1_500.png"/><br/><br/>My stock purchase is going through the roof! $$$$$$$$http://blog.deleteyourself.com/post/60904543http://blog.deleteyourself.com/post/60904543Fri, 21 Nov 2008 13:01:05 -0500“I really need some pussy tonight!!!!!!!”<br/><br/> - <em>Kanye West after he runs on stage 2 hours late in Germany. (<a href="http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/bizarre/article1955053.ece#OTC-RSS&ATTR=Bizarre">Link</a>)</em>http://blog.deleteyourself.com/post/60876287http://blog.deleteyourself.com/post/60876287Fri, 21 Nov 2008 09:36:25 -0500<object width="400" height="336"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/F31ywRvtNkY"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/F31ywRvtNkY" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" wmode="transparent"></embed></object><br/><br/>Fast forward to exactly 14 seconds, then crap pants.http://blog.deleteyourself.com/post/60815777http://blog.deleteyourself.com/post/60815777Fri, 21 Nov 2008 01:10:00 -0500<embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://blog.deleteyourself.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/60801457/O7nYcqkSogjrpeyvbKhIKfyG&color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"></embed><br/><br/><p><b>Kanye West</b> - <i>“Can’t Tell Me Nothing (Francis And The Lights Remix)”</i></p> <p>Brilliant. (via <a href="http://jstn.cc/post/60800819">jstn</a> & <a href="http://blog.francisandthelights.com/post/60788637">francisandthelights</a>)</p>http://blog.deleteyourself.com/post/60801457http://blog.deleteyourself.com/post/60801457Thu, 20 Nov 2008 23:20:00 -0500<img src="http://media.tumblr.com/R75Z68Jtvgjt664zF34hBZANo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>I kinda want to blow up this photo of Michelle to the size of a wall and scream in front of it like AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!http://blog.deleteyourself.com/post/60794107http://blog.deleteyourself.com/post/60794107Thu, 20 Nov 2008 22:19:31 -0500<img src="http://media.tumblr.com/R75Z68JtvgjqtiijOzmJTUtFo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>Delivery workers at Republic are making less than minimum wage and they are pissed. I’d be pissed too if I was delivering some of the worst food on the entire island of Manhattan. Anyone who eats at this restaurant should be stabbed in the vagina with an electric turkey carver.http://blog.deleteyourself.com/post/60785132http://blog.deleteyourself.com/post/60785132Thu, 20 Nov 2008 21:13:41 -0500<img src="http://media.tumblr.com/R75Z68JtvgjqlxrtgQmXt9fZo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/>This is a <a href="http://www.geekologie.com/2007/12/10/wine-necklace.jpg">wine lanyard</a> for college yah-dewds so they can jerk off their frat brothers and carry their brew at the same time. (<a href="http://beerhoodie.com">Link</a>)http://blog.deleteyourself.com/post/60784455http://blog.deleteyourself.com/post/60784455Thu, 20 Nov 2008 21:07:48 -0500<img src="http://media.tumblr.com/R75Z68Jtvgjqb8i30YOlB6UWo1_500.png"/><br/><br/>This apartment listing on Prudential’s website seems to have an outline of a dead body on the ground. Hurry now to purchase a $2.2 million dollar haunted house in Tribeca! (<a href="http://www.prudentialelliman.com/881185">Link</a>)http://blog.deleteyourself.com/post/60783270http://blog.deleteyourself.com/post/60783270Thu, 20 Nov 2008 20:59:28 -0500<img src="http://media.tumblr.com/R75Z68Jtvgjq7tnoBeJfidtfo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>Behold the <i>2008 Feetwood Williamsburg</i>. Bring the hippest neighborhood in the free world on the road to wherever you travel. (<a href="http://www.rvusa.com/rvinventory_item.asp?id=546171">Buy Now</a>)http://blog.deleteyourself.com/post/60782982http://blog.deleteyourself.com/post/60782982Thu, 20 Nov 2008 20:56:49 -0500<img src="http://media.tumblr.com/zk2Z35IWTgjgwaqf2SdO5d5Zo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>I bought stocks today for the first time in my life! Hello adulthood, time to hop onto the titanic. (graph via <a href="http://soupsoup.tumblr.com/post/60751387/how-low-can-you-go">soupsoup</a>)http://blog.deleteyourself.com/post/60751972http://blog.deleteyourself.com/post/60751972Thu, 20 Nov 2008 16:41:09 -0500<img src="http://media.tumblr.com/R75Z68Jtvgj3g6hgy1fCSHayo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>Hey look it’s art!!!!!! I think this is a statement on how basketball is ruining the environment.http://blog.deleteyourself.com/post/60703870http://blog.deleteyourself.com/post/60703870Thu, 20 Nov 2008 10:19:00 -0500