I’m Mike and I do things on the internet. This place is filled with stuff that are only interesting to people who like design, dick & fart jokes, disgusting shit, pretty girls, and puppies.Tumblr (3.0; @deleteyourself)http://blog.deleteyourself.com/<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kzacu00Md11qz4dqwo1_r1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Am I supposed to believe the girl from Big Love looks like this? YES!</p>http://blog.deleteyourself.com/post/448253622http://blog.deleteyourself.com/post/448253622Sun, 14 Mar 2010 16:00:00 -0400girls<embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://blog.deleteyourself.com/swf/audio_player.swf?audio_file=http://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/448037696/tumblr_kza8dtx9kJ1qz4dqw&color=FFFFFF" height="27" width="207" quality="best"></embed><br/><br/><p><b>Aloe Blacc - “I Need A Dollar”</b></p> <p>A takeaway from the semi-good/semi-annoying <i>How To Make It In America</i> is the awesome theme song.</p>http://blog.deleteyourself.com/post/448037696http://blog.deleteyourself.com/post/448037696Sun, 14 Mar 2010 14:00:00 -0400music<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kza5klgWXd1qb3066o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Fuck you.</p> <p><a href="http://fuckyouyork.com/post/447873897/fuck-you-ridiculous-rain-storm-there-are" class="tumblr_blog">fuckyouyork</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><b>Fuck you ridiculous rain storm</b></p> <p>There are umbrella carcasses all over this damn city.</p> </blockquote>http://blog.deleteyourself.com/post/447963068http://blog.deleteyourself.com/post/447963068Sun, 14 Mar 2010 13:18:41 -0400fuck you<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kz6jm1WS0x1qz4dqwo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I dreamt last night, all night, that I was spinning around in one of these giant centrifuge things they use to test G forces on astronauts. I could only go at full speed for 3.15 minutes and puked everywhere. </p> <p>I feel like shit today. WHAT DOES IT MEAN?!?!?!</p>http://blog.deleteyourself.com/post/443919311http://blog.deleteyourself.com/post/443919311Fri, 12 Mar 2010 16:19:59 -0500questions<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kz68de3TLi1qz4dqwo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>The way it should be.</p>http://blog.deleteyourself.com/post/443834120http://blog.deleteyourself.com/post/443834120Fri, 12 Mar 2010 15:20:44 -0500random<p>I do like that! Thanks for sharing.</p>http://blog.deleteyourself.com/post/443830959http://blog.deleteyourself.com/post/443830959Fri, 12 Mar 2010 15:18:32 -0500<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kz68c9a6lL1qz4dqwo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>You’re taking chatroulette too seriously my dude.</p>http://blog.deleteyourself.com/post/443657943http://blog.deleteyourself.com/post/443657943Fri, 12 Mar 2010 13:00:00 -0500idiots<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kz689d2Mvf1qz4dqwo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>roids.</p>http://blog.deleteyourself.com/post/443580844http://blog.deleteyourself.com/post/443580844Fri, 12 Mar 2010 12:00:00 -0500art<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kz688li4EY1qz4dqwo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Midgets, they have night vision.</p>http://blog.deleteyourself.com/post/443502370http://blog.deleteyourself.com/post/443502370Fri, 12 Mar 2010 11:00:00 -0500random<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kz52jyTPJ71qz4dqwo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Dream car.</p>http://blog.deleteyourself.com/post/441941691http://blog.deleteyourself.com/post/441941691Thu, 11 Mar 2010 17:31:10 -0500design<img src="http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kz3dkzbrhw1qz4dqwo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Where I keep my bitches.</p>http://blog.deleteyourself.com/post/441534595http://blog.deleteyourself.com/post/441534595Thu, 11 Mar 2010 13:00:00 -0500girls<img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kz3dhaaG231qz4dqwo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Inquire within.</p>http://blog.deleteyourself.com/post/441453526http://blog.deleteyourself.com/post/441453526Thu, 11 Mar 2010 12:00:00 -0500random<img src="http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kz3dicAhJg1qz4dqwo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Ho hum.</p>http://blog.deleteyourself.com/post/441370801http://blog.deleteyourself.com/post/441370801Thu, 11 Mar 2010 11:00:00 -0500random<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kz363u1l8S1qz4dqwo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://www.fucking-windows.com/">Fucking windows</a>…click through to try.</p>http://blog.deleteyourself.com/post/439675956http://blog.deleteyourself.com/post/439675956Wed, 10 Mar 2010 16:52:42 -0500random<img src="http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kz32x78Dli1qz4dqwo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><b>GPOYW - <i>My mom took this edition</i></b></p>http://blog.deleteyourself.com/post/439553434http://blog.deleteyourself.com/post/439553434Wed, 10 Mar 2010 15:43:55 -0500gpoyw<p>I’ll let you know if I come across anything pee-tastic.</p>http://blog.deleteyourself.com/post/438929419http://blog.deleteyourself.com/post/438929419Wed, 10 Mar 2010 07:53:28 -0500<a href="http://www.salon.com/food/francis_lam/2010/03/09/what_the_notorious_big_taught_me_about_food">"What Biggie Smalls' lyrics taught me about food"</a>http://blog.deleteyourself.com/post/437387838http://blog.deleteyourself.com/post/437387838Tue, 09 Mar 2010 15:40:55 -0500food<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kz0m93qUn01qz4dqwo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Why yes, I would love to travel to the year 2219 and sleep in your space pod.</p>http://blog.deleteyourself.com/post/437330783http://blog.deleteyourself.com/post/437330783Tue, 09 Mar 2010 15:00:00 -0500girls<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kz0mbhEWJi1qz4dqwo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>This is what your kid will look like when you marry your hot cousin.</p>http://blog.deleteyourself.com/post/437249828http://blog.deleteyourself.com/post/437249828Tue, 09 Mar 2010 14:00:00 -0500girls<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kz117itVYW1qz4dqwo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Wow, some serious hate mail after <a href="http://blog.deleteyourself.com/post/437090260/this-t-shirt-store-has-some-of-the-most">this</a> post.</p>http://blog.deleteyourself.com/post/437180196http://blog.deleteyourself.com/post/437180196Tue, 09 Mar 2010 13:11:41 -0500hate mail