fuckyouyork: Submitted by Alex: To my ex-girlfriend who broke up with me on the phone and moved out five months ago, then asked for a second chance, then broke up by text today. Tough break man, though I assume she broke up with you because you don’t know how to put a middle finger in the frame when posting to Fuck You York. It’s all about listening to her needs and my needs. Forget her, there are plenty of sweaty fish in the New York summer sea. Go to PS1 or the Woods in Williamsburg and tell a girl you have a job…she’ll sleep with you in a second.

fuckyouyork:

Submitted by Alex:

To my ex-girlfriend who broke up with me on the phone and moved out five months ago, then asked for a second chance, then broke up by text today.

Tough break man, though I assume she broke up with you because you don’t know how to put a middle finger in the frame when posting to Fuck You York. It’s all about listening to her needs and my needs. Forget her, there are plenty of sweaty fish in the New York summer sea.

Go to PS1 or the Woods in Williamsburg and tell a girl you have a job…she’ll sleep with you in a second.

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    Kinda got the same text 8 month ago off this guuuy, still not over it. Love’s some crazy shit, huh? :’)
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    such ah cowincidence
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