A new coffee import called Blue Bottle will be opening near my apartment. The shear level of doucheness of this place is completely off the charts: Every drink at the new outpost will be made with incredible precision, with the drip coffee poured by hand in a meticulous process that takes about three to four minutes a cup. The espresso machines are Italian, but the iced coffee slow-drip devices are Japanese. Brewed at 88 drops per minute, the entire process takes 10-12 hours and is made overnight. It’s bound to be a manic success, and who knows, maybe it’s worth the FOUR MINUTES TO POUR through that crazy bong. Probably not though.

A new coffee import called Blue Bottle will be opening near my apartment. The shear level of doucheness of this place is completely off the charts:

Every drink at the new outpost will be made with incredible precision, with the drip coffee poured by hand in a meticulous process that takes about three to four minutes a cup. The espresso machines are Italian, but the iced coffee slow-drip devices are Japanese. Brewed at 88 drops per minute, the entire process takes 10-12 hours and is made overnight.

It’s bound to be a manic success, and who knows, maybe it’s worth the FOUR MINUTES TO POUR through that crazy bong. Probably not though.

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  1. asphalteden reblogged this from lineara and added:
    I wish I had an answer for why I don’t write more everywhere
  2. lineara reblogged this from asphalteden
  3. asphalteden reblogged this from rocketsandrayguns and added:
    bruce, this level of participation in the art of making coffee goes far beyond anything I do in regard to anything, save...
  4. nickcho reblogged this from mdt and added:
    Blah blah blah blah coffee
  5. mdt reblogged this from rocketsandrayguns and added:
    Yes, I am posting this again because of he high level of awesomeness… Also so as to properly second the...
  6. rocketsandrayguns reblogged this from asphalteden and added:
    I use one of these $62 Yama siphons and it makes the best coffee I’ve ever had. Making excellent coffee does require a...
  7. hellyeahcooking reblogged this from deleteyourself and added:
    Its really good coffee. Had it out in san francisco.
  8. potatoholic reblogged this from deleteyourself and added:
    pretentious as hell, but I really, really want...place like this in Chicago. I am getting...
  9. asphalteden reblogged this from rocketsandrayguns and added:
    in this post-indulgent society of ours, I try not to throw stones, even if my own life contains no obvious analogs to...
  10. parentheses reblogged this from deleteyourself and added:
    this looks like titration, but with coffee. WUT.
  11. debbipete reblogged this from mdt and added:
    Queen douche here. I love Blue Bottle! It’s true that the cafes are full of hipsters, though.
  12. shelbot reblogged this from mdt and added:
    Clearly this commentator has the definition of Douche wrong. Douche is Ed Hardy t-shirts, not fancy and obsessive...
  13. mdt reblogged this from rocketsandrayguns and added:
    I want to go to there! Scratch that. I want this in my kitchen. rocketsandrayguns:
  14. rocketsandrayguns reblogged this from asphalteden and added:
    Sounds awesome. I guess that makes me a douche. Oh well.
  15. mexcellent reblogged this from asphalteden and added:
    I think future anthropologists will try to figure out how to make money from this after their grant applications fall...
  16. asphalteden reblogged this from mexcellent and added:
    future anthropologists are going to find this shit and smash it instantly
  17. mexcellent reblogged this from deleteyourself and added:
    Well, this is definitely Alice-Waters-style douchery, but from its Bay-Area incarnations Blue Bottle pours some of the...
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