Michelle is moving in with me, so I had to redo my bedroom. Lets count the things that are fucked up in this picture: Richard Nixon mask, dead fish, a bucket of oatmeal, a crab, rubber dish washing gloves, a jar of mayo, a mop, swords, a maraca, a rope, and assorted dildos. Am I missing anything?

Michelle is moving in with me, so I had to redo my bedroom. Lets count the things that are fucked up in this picture:

Richard Nixon mask, dead fish, a bucket of oatmeal, a crab, rubber dish washing gloves, a jar of mayo, a mop, swords, a maraca, a rope, and assorted dildos.

Am I missing anything?

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