San Francisco

We went to San Francisco over the weekend for my friend Bryan’s wedding and ate a shit ton of really amazing food. Our first stop off the plane was R&G Seafood, which is your best bet in the city if you’re looking for chinese food. We had rehearsal dinner later that night at Town Hall and got sloshed. The next morning we checked out the beyond amazing farmers market and Ferry Terminal food extravaganza. The one thing that blew me away was that the farmers market had fresh (NOT DRIED!) figs. I’ve never seen them in my life, so it was cool to talk to the farmer about them and obviously eat them.

Probably the best meal of the weekend was at the Slanted Door, which I thought would be lackluster and cheesy, but was surprisingly good. It’s like authentic Vietnamese food, done with a chef’s hand, without all the stupid fusion bullshit that most restaurants try to do.

The best breakfast I’ve had in a long time was at Dottie’s True Blue Cafe. The queue to get in is like a hour long, and next to a homeless shelter, but it’s worth it. You know a restaurant is quality when they have 5 different kinds of hot sauce on the table.

Say hello to Russian billionaire Andrey Melnichenko’s 398ft, $300 million, Philippe Starck designed super yacht. We took the ferry over to Sausalito and this giant boner was chilling there floating around. It’s impossible to express how impressive this thing is unless you see it in person. It has 3 swimming pools on the deck and a god damn helicopter pad. The back of it opened up when we were riding by and a fucking speedboat popped out. This thing has the pussy magnetism of 1,000,000 Lamborghinis.

I’m a creepy green ghost.

Also, a loser.