11/20/2008
This is a wine lanyard for college yah-dewds so they can jerk off their frat brothers and carry their brew at the same time. (Link)
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This apartment listing on Prudential’s website seems to have an outline of a dead body on the ground. Hurry now to purchase a $2.2 million dollar haunted house in Tribeca! (Link)
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Behold the 2008 Feetwood Williamsburg. Bring the hippest neighborhood in the free world on the road to wherever you travel. (Buy Now)
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I bought stocks today for the first time in my life! Hello adulthood, time to hop onto the titanic. (graph via soupsoup)
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Hey look it’s art!!!!!! I think this is a statement on how basketball is ruining the environment.
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11/19/2008
This is hilarious, and I’m shocked….Read the whole article
My new jam is taking pictures of white girls’ hands on the subway while they hold onto the metal train poles. Here’s why: As you might know, I’m mad into handjobs from white chicks. So, my plan is to take these pictures and then photoshop dicks into their hands instead of the poles so that it looks like real girls giving handjobs on the train. Even typing that much is giving me a semi-lobber.
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Today is World Toilet Day. Go drop an absolute bomb in your toilet to celebrate.
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GPOY-Wednesday dressed like a Boston Terrier edition.
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Check out this woofer. Get it? GET IT? LOLOLOL??? (Link)
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Graffiti-fail.
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This is how they drank beer in ancient China.
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» Big 3 Auto CEOs Flew in Private Jets to Ask for Money
That is thrifty. (via missmimichi)
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The NEW NEW cover of Kanye West’s new album has KAWS’s iconic hands pulling the heart apart. Holy crap, that guy is everywhere.
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Feast your eyes on Poleriders, surely a “why didn’t I think of that” business idea. Available by the hour “for events and rap videos”, each rental includes one driver, one professional pole dance instructor and it’s in the New York area. They even have a blog: Link
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I just bought this at 20x200. It kinda matches my Noah K. print which is sorta kinda magenta-y (ok now that I look at them side by side, not at all).
One day I’ll be able to buy the 30”x40” prints from that site.
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