deleteyourself.

This is kind of surreal…has the oracle finally lost his mind?

Current top result for Google searching “Chinese New Year”: “Warren Buffett sings in the Chinese New Year.” Maybe it’s complicated to parse who is being the most un-ironically hilarious here, audience or performer, but bottom line - it’s so Chinese my heart is breaking. She, she!

PS. Send me a photo from your Chinese New Year and I’ll post it tomorrow night.

BFD

Crazy photos of NYC in the 80’s

I can’t even read this “treat yourself” line of copy on Amazon without picturing a short Indian guy saying it.

This entire lookbook was shot in Williamsburg (what isn’t these days?) I remember seeing a 400ft tall girl wearing those boots and my wife going “those are nice boots.” I just brought this up to her and she has no recollection of seeing this, thus proving she’s not a lesbian.

fakingfashionrunway:

Givenchy PreFall 2012

Sorry I haven’t been blogging on Tumblr as much, I’ve been too busy posting over at Diandian.com, the Chinese knockoff. This is what happens when you marry a Chinese person.

Who the hell still uses a landline?

(Source: agnijagrigule, via suyhnc)

No one is mourning the death of this format.

teacurran:

Have I posted this already? The only album (that I know of) released on zip disk.

Funny idea, but these pizzas look absolutely terrible to eat.

thedailywhat:

Pizza Pinups of the Day: New York pizza joint L’asso (home of the Pizza D.O.C.) has unveiled its 2012 pizza calendar, “Pizza is My Lover,” which features “12 months of sexy pizza pinups plus a pull out CENTERFOLD!”

Because what else would you put on your wall? Photos of hot models in skimpy bikinis? Whatever floats your boat.

[eater.]

[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]

Flosstradamus - Total Recall

Rave music after drinking sizzurp.

Photos from Holy Ship…basically a carnival cruise filled with ravers. (Link)

Oh shit, look what just hit Spotify.

How photographs of fighter jets in flight are captured…brutally horrible music, but cool to watch.

Bangkok cabs explicitly forbid German shepherds with hip dysplasia, sex, and M-16 assault rifles.

My favorite picture from Bangkok…a young monk chillin’ on his phone, playing Zen Birds.

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