
I’ll let you know if I come across anything pee-tastic.
Why yes, I would love to travel to the year 2219 and sleep in your space pod.
This is what your kid will look like when you marry your hot cousin.
Wow, some serious hate mail after this post.
Times Square by Peter Funch
This t-shirt store has some of the most nauseatingly bad shirts I’ve ever seen. It makes me want to die thinking about seeing someone wear this.
Nice stuff from Satomi Shirai
Cool walfapper.
Pretty much every girl in Boston looks and dresses like this while saying shit like “what time are the fuckin’ bo-sawks on? I need a fuckin’ bee-ah”
Hairy palms.
A new coffee import called Blue Bottle will be opening near my apartment. The shear level of doucheness of this place is completely off the charts:
Every drink at the new outpost will be made with incredible precision, with the drip coffee poured by hand in a meticulous process that takes about three to four minutes a cup. The espresso machines are Italian, but the iced coffee slow-drip devices are Japanese. Brewed at 88 drops per minute, the entire process takes 10-12 hours and is made overnight.
It’s bound to be a manic success, and who knows, maybe it’s worth the FOUR MINUTES TO POUR through that crazy bong. Probably not though.
I found some old Phallic Mammary stickers in a sketch book from 5 years ago…long before Jen Dot Lu got corrupted and lead to believe the advertising industry was cool.
How is it possible that 3 girls in lingerie drinking beer can possibly look too annoying to hang out with?
Hot blue DNA dressed chicks welcome you to the weekend.