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The Piano Table by Georg Bohle (Link)

Posterboy is still doing his thing to ads on New York subways. This mashup of McDonalds and Children’s hospital is inspired. (Link)

The weekend…Michelle, creepy dudes on the subway, Jamaican food, BT’s on lockdown, and a really enthusiastic beer sponsor.

Notorious B.I.G. performing on Jon Stewart’s original MTV show circa 1994.

Bought this the other day.

Sexual Harrassment

A chef in New York has been accused of being a not so nice guy to his female employees. Here are some of their accusations:

At least once a day he “would literally pick me up and throw me in the garbage can — just because he thought it was funny”
“He’d pour food on my hair almost every day — heavy cream, chocolate sauce, honey.”
“He’d make me carry eggs in my shirt, and if I did something he didn’t like, I would have to break them and rub it into my chest.”
According to the lawsuit, “when a male employee boasted of the size of his penis, Hara ordered a female chef to measure him with a ruler for verification.”

I do the same in my office. He’s being sued for $25 million. (Link)

Serious tape collection.

Look, a globe. (Link)

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The Piano House located in China…truly truly awful. (Link)

And here we have a big ass pile of granny bras. (Link)

Colored toilet paper. Seriously. At 7.91 euros ($11) for 3 rolls, you might as well wipe your ass with gold. (Buy Now)

Lollypop Street in Seville Spain. (More Photos)

iHit iPhone case holds a one hitter and whatever “smoking substance” you want to store.

Yes, I run lolz, but I assure you, this is not a photo of my ass.

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