July 2009
“I was pretty upset at that stage,” he said.”
– What a man in Australia told the court after a stripper shoved a dildo in his “anus”. (Link)
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Top 5 Things That Would Shock You If You Woke Up...
Michael Jackson’s brothers and sisters aren’t dead
Your wife likes to lay around the house in a giant fleece blanket with arms
That website you signed up to, posted “why would I use this thing” and then immediately stopped using is the biggest thing on the internet
Video quality on YouTube is still on par with the lunar landing footage Madison is still, against all...
Pulling out is nearly as effective as condoms →
Yes, that is a link to the NY Times.
WatchThe shutter of a Canon 5D mk 2 in super slow motion. NAAASTY.
Cold Jerky
The process of suddenly and altogether stopping a perpetual masturbation habit. Can apply to male or female.
The only way to stop was to go cold jerky. (Link)
