If in town, give this K9 glory hole a go.
If in town, give this K9 glory hole a go.

» CompuServe is finally shut down
The current version of the service’s client software, CompuServe for Windows NT 4.0.2, dates back to 1999. Windows NT!

Pharrell Williams and Takashi Murakami having a 4th of July BBQ in Versailles France.  No big deal.
Pharrell Williams and Takashi Murakami having a 4th of July BBQ in Versailles France. No big deal.

The only possible way Chinese tourists will figure out how to get around the city. (Link)
The only possible way Chinese tourists will figure out how to get around the city. (Link)

Note to Giada:  Don’t wear white when it’s that time of the month.
Note to Giada: Don’t wear white when it’s that time of the month.

» Human Waste Used by 200 Million Farmers Worldwide
This is slightly vomit inducing…

Ugh, idiot…wear a seat belt in the car.
Ugh, idiot…wear a seat belt in the car.

Get a haircut, bitch.
Get a haircut, bitch.

This is a prize?  I thought all pizzas were delivered in a shitty 1972 Camaro?
This is a prize? I thought all pizzas were delivered in a shitty 1972 Camaro?

Beach ball lampshade…so sick.  (Link)
Beach ball lampshade…so sick. (Link)

BREAKING:  Fred Durst figured out a way to look even more like a douchebag.
BREAKING: Fred Durst figured out a way to look even more like a douchebag.

Utherverse is a Second Life style dating site.  If you thought getting rejected in real life was bad enough, wait until a girl tells your avatar to fuck off. (Link)
Utherverse is a Second Life style dating site. If you thought getting rejected in real life was bad enough, wait until a girl tells your avatar to fuck off. (Link)

I’d like to punch the stupid A-hole who thought this type of marketing would make me hungry for their fried balls of crap.
— A comment on Gawker about a campaign we just did. Awesome.

If Al Gore was a black man he’d grow a green fro too.  Chia Obama….no this isn’t photoshopped or from The Onion, unless Amazon has a sense of humor. “Can you grow one?  YES WE CAN.” Groaaaan.  (Link)
If Al Gore was a black man he’d grow a green fro too. Chia Obama….no this isn’t photoshopped or from The Onion, unless Amazon has a sense of humor. “Can you grow one? YES WE CAN.” Groaaaan. (Link)

Electric noose. (Link)
Electric noose. (Link)