deleteyourself.

This is so special :)

Why is this real life? (via nycmayorsoffice)

See also: “Xoxo, Mayor’s Office”

[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]

Armand Van Helden - “You Don’t Know Me” (1999)

Easily one of the greatest house music tracks of all time.

How many tons of boobies are in the world? - Quora

3.5 million tons apparently.

Q: HOW CAN I GET INSTRUCTIONS FOR MAKE A PICNIC TABLE?

Anonymous

I THINK YOU CAN GOOGLE IT. I FOUND HERE, DIFFICULTY EASY, $90 MATERIALS, 4 HOURS OF TIME. GOOD LUCK, INVITE ME 2 PICNIC THIS SPRING.

I love this ad on Facebook. That is what an artist looks like.

This is kind of surreal…has the oracle finally lost his mind?

accidentalchinesehipsters:

Current top result for Google searching “Chinese New Year”: “Warren Buffett sings in the Chinese New Year.” Maybe it’s complicated to parse who is being the most un-ironically hilarious here, audience or performer, but bottom line - it’s so Chinese my heart is breaking. She, she!

PS. Send me a photo from your Chinese New Year and I’ll post it tomorrow night.

BFD

Crazy photos of NYC in the 80’s

I can’t even read this “treat yourself” line of copy on Amazon without picturing a short Indian guy saying it.

This entire lookbook was shot in Williamsburg (what isn’t these days?) I remember seeing a 400ft tall girl wearing those boots and my wife going “those are nice boots.” I just brought this up to her and she has no recollection of seeing this, thus proving she’s not a lesbian.

fakingfashionrunway:

Givenchy PreFall 2012

Sorry I haven’t been blogging on Tumblr as much, I’ve been too busy posting over at Diandian.com, the Chinese knockoff. This is what happens when you marry a Chinese person.

Who the hell still uses a landline?

(Source: agnijagrigule, via suyhnc)

No one is mourning the death of this format.

teacurran:

Have I posted this already? The only album (that I know of) released on zip disk.

Funny idea, but these pizzas look absolutely terrible to eat.

thedailywhat:

Pizza Pinups of the Day: New York pizza joint L’asso (home of the Pizza D.O.C.) has unveiled its 2012 pizza calendar, “Pizza is My Lover,” which features “12 months of sexy pizza pinups plus a pull out CENTERFOLD!”

Because what else would you put on your wall? Photos of hot models in skimpy bikinis? Whatever floats your boat.

[eater.]

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